Is it just me or do you too often find yourself drifting off into a daydream while someone is speaking to you? I think I’ve pinpointed the reason for this lack of interest. I’m not entertained by the words you are using. I know, you’re asking yourself what to do? How to fix this? Worry no more! I have compiled a list of “interesting” words to slip into your conversations to keep people hanging on your every word!
1. Toot
Why say fart? Farting is funny. Fart is not. I practically giggle when I say it. Try it! Toot. Hehe
2. Skidaddle
You be the judge. Which phrase do you enjoy more?
Someone farted and I just had to get out of that room!
Or
Someone tooted and I had to skidaddle!
See my point?
3. Tinkle
Tinkle is much funnier to hear and say than “use the restroom.” Try it next time you leave the room and I guarantee rather than forgetting you left people will watch you all the way to the bathroom!
4. Cahoots
Would you rather be on a team with someone or in cahoots with them. The choice is obvious here.
5. Hullabaloo
Don’t overuse this one! Trust me. Every once in a while there is a situation that has gone awry and a bunch of hullabaloo ensues. it’s a guaranteed attention grabber.
6. Deets
Spare me the details and give me the deets!! Yeah, give us the deets!
7. Boobies
“I went out with Jill the other night. I don’t know if she is aware but I could see her breast right through her sheer shirt.”
Snore!
“I went out with Jill the other night, I don’t know is she is aware but I could see her boobies right through her sheer shirt.”
You have my attention.
Now, lets use them all together!
The other day while at Niki and Rob’s house I had to TINKLE. I SKIDADDLED to the bathroom but it smelled like someone TOOTED in there. I said “What is all this HULLABALOO?” Are you two in CAHOOTS or something? I demanded the DEETS. Niki wouldn’t tell me, she just laughed and showed me her BOOBIES. What is that about?
Now, I don’t recommend using these words in certain company. Although your friends will laugh at boobies, chances are your boss wont. Use these gifts wisely friends!
-A.
