I have a really really difficult time feeling any sort of sympathy for Kim Kardashian. The girl has millions of dollars (for doing jack) and just can’t seem to make a relationship work. BOO FRIGGIN’ HOO! I have nowhere near a million dollars and I’m single…anyone feel bad? Didn’t think so. I think that at one time she had a brain, but she sat on it…and her huge butt ate it.
Like two lumpy baked hams
Here at TGOB we like to give out a little award we so eloquently call the Biggest Douchebag Award. We don’t give them out too often. That doesn’t mean we don’t think the world is riddled with douchebags. I assure you, it is. We just take this award seriously. It is only to be bestowed upon the cream of the cream, the dumbest of the dumb, the douchbaggiest of the douchbaggiest, if you will. Kim Kardashian, you fit the bill!
According to my sources…coughwikipediacough and coughpeoplemagazinecough…the couple spent a butt-ton on the wedding (well someone did) and made nearly 18 million. That’s about $250,000.00 for each day they were married. Kim’s mom says “She needs to do what she’s doing now and cry and figure it out.” I have a better idea. How about she never be allowed to get married again and be sterilized in case she thinks having a baby can make her some cash.
Food for thought, peeps. No one in the world is causing more harm to the sanctity of marriage than morons who don’t take it seriously. Gay, straight, whatever your orientation, if you’re in love and want to truly spend the rest of your life honoring and cherishing another human, you have all my respect and well wishes. In fact, I’d love to come to your wedding! Unless it’s a dry wedding…cuz…uh…I’m super busy that day…
According to one of N’s sources, an astrologist states that based on her star pattern, Kim is really hurting and learning from her mistakes. Doubt it! I bet I felt worse about dropping that Reese’s piece on the floor today than she does about this whole ordeal. (I still ate it)
The girl got what she wanted and what she wanted was cash. That is why Kim is our newest Biggest Douchebag!
Congrats!
-A.
